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Say, have you heard the one about Liam Payne and Leona Lewis? Specifically the one where they were dating, which means he’s not single, which means even if you scream at him super-loud, the chances of him noticing you and deciding to make you his girlfriend are like zilch? Well, Liam wants you to know that that, and other rumors about him, are simply untrue. (Even if he might like them to be.)

We’re loving his directness—we haven’t seen that much digital fire from a 1D member since Louis Tomlinson formally declared slash fanfiction “the biggest load of BS I’ve ever heard.” If only the other members were this good about clearing up the rumors; we’re dying to know if Harry’s really dating Taylor Swift and if she’s really buying a house in London to be near him.

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